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How Estrogen Rules My Life
The Consequences of Literacy
Created on 2004-06-04 11:09:11 (#3368854), last updated 2008-10-05
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Basic Info| Name: | The Clitoral Genious |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 09-11 |
| Location: | Cortlandt Manor, New York, United States |
BioDead Sexy. Bass Player for Johnny Giovanni and the Zombie Pit Crew. Nerd. Almost Lit Major. Boring.
Emo is teh r0x0rs. Oh snizzap! Que bueno! Que AWESOME MUCH!? I'm an ub3r 1337 g4m0r too. I am sooo system admin. And my band= kinda cute. Kinda special. But we don't play aight? HOMIES DON'T PLAY. Fools ya'll better recognize. Pssht fo sho.
Werd vatos. Yeah that's right I also live the thug life. And it's a good time. I'm NOT currently becoming a nazi. But I am learning German. And German is the language of um...the Germans. Werd yo.
By the way, I'm a Virgo and I like long walks on the beach with girls whos name begin with the letter G and it's a good time. Then we slow dance till the sun comes up. And I have a mullet like whoa. Soon I shall grow mutton chops. XmuttonchopsX Also Anh is not a dumb broad. XbestestkideverX
I know these kids named Mai, and Seth, and Xtian, and some other ones too. and Freshman, and this Jayson kid. And like w0w hearts to the max for those kids. And I mean just yeah 143 like whoa. But then again they're weird. I mean, I don't know where I found them. Pretty soon I shall take over their homes and make them live in cardboard boxes.
My name is Michael Jay Jude Stratton and I'm like UBER cute to the max but like I don't know how to "woo" girls at all. And it's kinda semi-sorta sad. But I'll get over it. After I cry I'll make songs about it all on my acoustic guitar in the corner. Me + heartache + guitar= songs galore. And soon my band shall be the most emo-ed out thing EVER! Oh man!! XEMOKIDSX!!!
If I edit this Anh Tran has my permission to 1) take my first born 2) take any organ she wants and 3) Fucking kill me dead. The bad kinda dead, not the good kind. xd-e-dx. XDEADX
MIKE IS A SLUT. YO SOY UN SLUT DE LA MAX.
WERD HOLMES.
I'M REFERRING TO MYSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON CUZ I'M CUTE LIKE THAT HOLMES. PROBLEM? WELL DEAL CHICA.
Yeah but still
Mike=cute
Anh=better
143 266 xoxox lylas 831 909 MWUAHZ LYLAS!! BFFL!!! BFFAENMWH
yeah Imma be out.
Anh is so awesome.
lolololololololololol!!!
omgawd.
Emo is teh r0x0rs. Oh snizzap! Que bueno! Que AWESOME MUCH!? I'm an ub3r 1337 g4m0r too. I am sooo system admin. And my band= kinda cute. Kinda special. But we don't play aight? HOMIES DON'T PLAY. Fools ya'll better recognize. Pssht fo sho.
Werd vatos. Yeah that's right I also live the thug life. And it's a good time. I'm NOT currently becoming a nazi. But I am learning German. And German is the language of um...the Germans. Werd yo.
By the way, I'm a Virgo and I like long walks on the beach with girls whos name begin with the letter G and it's a good time. Then we slow dance till the sun comes up. And I have a mullet like whoa. Soon I shall grow mutton chops. XmuttonchopsX Also Anh is not a dumb broad. XbestestkideverX
I know these kids named Mai, and Seth, and Xtian, and some other ones too. and Freshman, and this Jayson kid. And like w0w hearts to the max for those kids. And I mean just yeah 143 like whoa. But then again they're weird. I mean, I don't know where I found them. Pretty soon I shall take over their homes and make them live in cardboard boxes.
My name is Michael Jay Jude Stratton and I'm like UBER cute to the max but like I don't know how to "woo" girls at all. And it's kinda semi-sorta sad. But I'll get over it. After I cry I'll make songs about it all on my acoustic guitar in the corner. Me + heartache + guitar= songs galore. And soon my band shall be the most emo-ed out thing EVER! Oh man!! XEMOKIDSX!!!
If I edit this Anh Tran has my permission to 1) take my first born 2) take any organ she wants and 3) Fucking kill me dead. The bad kinda dead, not the good kind. xd-e-dx. XDEADX
MIKE IS A SLUT. YO SOY UN SLUT DE LA MAX.
WERD HOLMES.
I'M REFERRING TO MYSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON CUZ I'M CUTE LIKE THAT HOLMES. PROBLEM? WELL DEAL CHICA.
Yeah but still
Mike=cute
Anh=better
143 266 xoxox lylas 831 909 MWUAHZ LYLAS!! BFFL!!! BFFAENMWH
yeah Imma be out.
Anh is so awesome.
lolololololololololol!!!
omgawd.
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